Order slots are now closed but will reopen at the start of next month. Premade and DICKscount packers available now!

EDIT: April Fools Fail - Oops! sorry, everyone It is with heavy hearts that we announce the closure of Gramma's Sausages effective after...

Gramma and I truly appreciate all of the support so far and wanted to show our appreciation to all of our customers.

The Metawurst is a small packer mimicking metoidioplasty & scrotoplasty for anyone considering meta

Gramma has been hard at work improving and innovating our packers, play items, our website, and YOUR experience!

MERRY DICKMAS from Dick and Gramma! Dick here with a quick update with the latest news and updates from Gramma's Sausages. It's that time...

Hey y'all! Dick here. As you may know, we've encountered quite a few bugs with the transition to our new shop and payment processor!...

Dick reporting in with another update! I'm trying to be better about these - appreciate yall's patience. Shop We opened the new e-shop...

Hey, ya'll - Dick here. Gramma and I have been working harder than ever to provide our sausages and industry-leading prosthetics to as...

It's finally that time! It's been a long time coming. The online shop is now online, and order slots are currently being rolled out! We...

(wow this has been a long time coming) Dick and Gramma have been hard at work taking everyone's ideas and suggestions to heart and...

Howdy, folks - Dick here with a quick update! It's the start of the new month, and a limited amount of order slots are now open! The...

You heard it here first, folks - exciting changes and new features are coming very soon here on grammassausages.com! Starting in a few...

It's the first of the month! You know what that means: Order slots are now open! Gramma is preparing to get cookin' on this new batch of...

Now you can support Gramma in different ways (BEYOND THE BULGE)! Check out Gramma's authentic snapback, ceremic mug, and more! T-shirts,...

At the moment, we are unable to accept international orders through our website due to a number of obstacles we are working to resolve ASAP.

Thanks for tuning into our “Gramma’s Sausages April 2023 update and FAQ video!”

Hi y'all! It's Dick here. I manage Gramma's customer service part time at the moment. Gramma and I do our best to respond to your emails,...

Gramma is excited to announce her newest model, The Kochwurst! It's an uncut model measuring in at around 3” x 1.2” girth.

You read that right - fan favorite Oscar is back! To celebrate, Gramma is offering 15% off all orders over $100! Use the code:...