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Gramma's Frequently Asked Questions

Gramma is about the experience.
Gender euphoria? Most certainly.

What's the best way to pack, Granny?

Here's a video I uploaded a few years ago.  We do now sell multiple options for packing underwear, but I still stand by the original video!

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Can I swim with a Gramma's Sausage on?

Yep! I do recommend our packing briefs (or some type of pocket) to secure your sausage in, however! Whose sausage is floating in lap lane 69?

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​How long will it take my order to ship?

Customized/"made-to-order" items generally take around 8 weeks or less to ship. 

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Pre-made packers, clothing items, and accessories generally ship up to 5 business days after placing an order

When your order ships you will receive an email notification with your package's tracking information.

 

Note: if you do not receive a confirmation email for your order, please contact me at contact@grammassausages.com!!!

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Where can I find the specs for the different models, and where can I learn more about the different options to choose from?

Check out packer specs here! Scroll down to the specs portion to see way too much info on each and every packer. This page will be updated with the latest specs and dimensions for each of the different models and explains the process of deciding on which options to select!​​

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When will the item I want be back in stock? 
Slots for made-to-order items open on the first of each month. Order slots are first come, first serve, so keep a look-out!  The amount of order slots available depends on many factors including current order volume. Hit me up if you have any questions!

 

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Is there discreet shipping?

[[scroll to bottom of page to see what your package will look like!]]

Gramma neatly packages your prosthetic like she would any fancy lunch - vacuum sealed for peak sausage freshness! 

Your order will arrive inside the shipped generic envelope or box from USPS or UPS addressed to you, from "Gramma Andrew". Gramma also includes a special hand-written personalized note! 

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Scroll to the bottom of the page to see a pretty picture of how you'll receive the order packaged. :)

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May I change or cancel my order?

Absolutely! To change an order just email me at contact@grammassausages.com.

For cancelations:

Pre-made and made-to-order items may only be cancelled before the item has shipped. Pre-mades generally ship in 3-5 days, so email support@grammassausages.com about cancelling your order as soon as possible. 

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You generally have a longer time window before a made-to-order item ships. It is recommended to cancel within 14 days, but please hit me up at contact@grammassausages.com!!!

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What goes into creating these packers?

Each packer purchased from Gramma is unique - every single packer model was individually hand-sculpted, and each packer was hand cast and hand-painted using Gramma's secret recipes and proprietary formulas in conjunction with the best and safest materials to create a high quality packer with an soft and realistic feel. No factory lines here - Gramma's sausages are functional and individual works of art.
 

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How long will my packer last?

At the moment, Gramma is still researching [[and improving!]] the life-expectancy of packers through daily use. Due to the softness and realistic feel of the products, packers of any brand are prone to wear-and-tear over time. We recommend picking up one of Gramma's Silpoxy-based patch kits from the shop to have on-hand for when your packer could use a patch!

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Can I use Sil-poxy to repair packers from other brands?

If the packer is made of 100% platinum cure silicone (most high quality packers are, so look out for that!), then absolutely. 

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Who is Gramma and what is Gramma's Sausages?

Gramma's Sausages is a trans-owned single-member LLC located in Louisville, KY. "Gramma" (she/her) is the alter-ego of the owner, Andrew Esterle (pronouns: whatever/whatevers): Scientist turned Artist who's favorite pastime is pioneering the world of gender affirming prosthetics, in conjunction with all the other awesome companies out there <3. We must all stand on the shoulders of giant weiners to progress in the prosthetic world.

Gramma takes pride in each individual and unique handmade packer she makes. Each packer is made realistic look and feel not found anywhere else. Every packer is made by Gramma herself using her own unique secret recipes and proprietary formulas!
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Return Policy

Due to the intimate nature of our products, health & safety considerations, and because many items are customized/made-to-order we are not able to accept returns/exchanges for our products. We encourage you to make educated and confident purchases. Please contact us prior to purchase if you have any questions regarding your items. [[Gramma@grammassausages.com -- seriously, hit me up !]]

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