Update: Order slots to re-open 5/1 and...Results from Battle of 3D Balls poll!
Order slots are now closed but will reopen at the start of next month. Premade and DICKscount packers available now!
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Order Slots Open for December! Happy Holidays! <3
Dick
Apr 81 min read
Battle of the (3D) Balls: Choose which packer gets a 3D scrotum next
Which packer model will win the opportunity to be the next to receive a 3D SCROTUM UPGRADE from Gramma? Vote now!
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Dick
Apr 11 min read
Trans-Masc Prosthetics Company, 'Gramma's Sausages' goes out of business on 4/1/2024
EDIT: April Fools Fail - Oops! sorry, everyone It is with heavy hearts that we announce the closure of Gramma's Sausages effective after...
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Dick
Mar 72 min read
Gramma's Favorites: Loyalty Program for Repeat Customers
Gramma and I truly appreciate all of the support so far and wanted to show our appreciation to all of our customers.
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Dick
Jan 241 min read
Introducing the METAWURST: Available Now!
The Metawurst is a small packer mimicking metoidioplasty & scrotoplasty for anyone considering meta
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Dick
Jan 112 min read
2024 with Gramma: Premades, new options, improved shop, & updated website
Gramma has been hard at work improving and innovating our packers, play items, our website, and YOUR experience!
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Dick
Dec 13, 20231 min read
Merry DICKmas - free Shipping for $150+ and DICKscounts galore!
MERRY DICKMAS from Dick and Gramma! Dick here with a quick update with the latest news and updates from Gramma's Sausages. It's that time...
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Dick
Dec 6, 20231 min read
International Shipping issues resolved & alternative payment options online!
Hey y'all! Dick here. As you may know, we've encountered quite a few bugs with the transition to our new shop and payment processor!...
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Dick
Nov 28, 20233 min read
Gramma's November 2023 general update - shop, shipping, premades, pack n' plays, & new features soon
Dick reporting in with another update! I'm trying to be better about these - appreciate yall's patience. Shop We opened the new e-shop...
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Dick
Nov 27, 20233 min read
The State of Gramma's International Shipping - November 2023
Hey, ya'll - Dick here. Gramma and I have been working harder than ever to provide our sausages and industry-leading prosthetics to as...
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Dick
Nov 15, 20231 min read
ORDER UP!!! Gramma's new online shop online
It's finally that time! It's been a long time coming. The online shop is now online, and order slots are currently being rolled out! We...
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Dick
Nov 1, 20231 min read
Gramma's new e-shop online - order slots open 11/15!
(wow this has been a long time coming) Dick and Gramma have been hard at work taking everyone's ideas and suggestions to heart and...
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Dick
May 17, 20231 min read
International shipping offline for now
At the moment, we are unable to accept international orders through our website due to a number of obstacles we are working to resolve ASAP.
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Gramma
Apr 20, 20233 min read
Gramma's Sausages April 2023 Update & FAQs
Thanks for tuning into our “Gramma’s Sausages April 2023 update and FAQ video!”
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Gramma
Mar 12, 20231 min read
Introducing The Kochwurst - get $20 off this weekend only!
Gramma is excited to announce her newest model, The Kochwurst! It's an uncut model measuring in at around 3” x 1.2” girth.
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Dick
Feb 24, 20231 min read
RETURN OF THE OSCAR! 15% off orders over $100 - use the code DICKSCOUNT69
You read that right - fan favorite Oscar is back! To celebrate, Gramma is offering 15% off all orders over $100! Use the code:...
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Dick
Feb 24, 20231 min read
International Shipping resumes - only on Gramma's Etsy shop
Just a quick update letting y'all know that International Shipping has resumed to most countries worldwide on Gramma's Etsy shop. We hope...
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Gramma
Feb 10, 20231 min read
15% off your V-day order - Gramma's showing y'all some love!
Gramma's showing ya'll some love From now until V-day you can get 15% off your order by entering the code ILOVEMYDICK during checkout!...
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Dick
Feb 6, 20231 min read
International shipping temporarily unavailable
Just an update from Gramma: International Shipping is currently on hold for the next few months. We do intend to resume International...
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grammassausages
Dec 17, 20221 min read
Check out Gramma's all-new online storefront - quick update
Sorry for all the shenanigans. Gramma has been thrown for a loop with payment processors. Luckily, we have found a solution and online...
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