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Update: Order slots to re-open 5/1 and...Results from Battle of 3D Balls poll!

We would like to give a huge thanks to everyone for all the support this month! Gramma has been very busy keeping up with orders, prototyping new features, and moving to a larger manufacturing space.

please enjoy this AI depiction of Gramma hard at work

Order slots are closed but will reopen in just a few days! In the meantime, please feel free to browse our premades and/or sign up for Back In Stock notifications!

You can sign up for the aforementioned notifications on your desired packer's product page.


The results are in! The winner of the poll was The Metawurst!

A big round of applause for Meta.

Metawurst barely edged out Big Scrotum Sally for the win. Stay tuned for more updates about which models will be receiving 3D scrotums next!

In the meantime, check out Bruhwurst and Kochwurst's, and the Andoilini's (pics soon to come!) scrotum glow-up. They will be available for purchase when order slots open up next.


Order slots for customizable made-to-order packers may be offline for now, but Gramma is posting hella DICKscount and Pre-made packers, STPs, and Play items that will ship within the week!

Perfect for those who just can't wait or are ballin' on a budget!

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