It is with heavy hearts that we announce the closure of Gramma's Sausages effective after the completion of grammas last order (if you haven't received your prosthetic yet, you will!).
After years of crafting gender-affirming prosthetics for our wonderful customers, Gramma has decided to hang up her apron and retire.
Gramma has poured her heart and soul into every sausage she's ever made, ensuring that each one is not just a prosthetic, but a symbol of comfort, identity, and empowerment. However, the time has come for Gramma to take a well-deserved rest. She's tired, folks, and she just can't keep up with the demand anymore.
We want to express our deepest gratitude to all of our loyal customers who have supported us on this journey. Your trust in Gramma's craftsmanship has meant the world to us, and we are honored to have been a part of your lives.
To all those who have outstanding orders with us, please rest assured that we will be honoring your order within the normal time-frame.
We understand that this news may come as a shock, and we apologize for any inconvenience it may cause.
While this may be the end of Gramma's Sausages as you know it, we hope that the impact of our work will continue to resonate within the gender-affirming community for years to come.
Thank you for your understanding, and we wish you all the best on your journeys of self-discovery and affirmation.
Happy April Fools Day,
-Dick & Gramma
