International Shipping issues resolved & alternative payment options online!
Hey y'all! Dick here. As you may know, we've encountered quite a few bugs with the transition to our new shop and payment processor!...
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Dick Stottman
- Nov 28
- 3 min
Gramma's November 2023 general update - shop, shipping, premades, pack n' plays, & new features soon
Dick reporting in with another update! I'm trying to be better about these - appreciate yall's patience. Shop We opened the new e-shop...
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Dick Stottman
- Nov 27
- 3 min
The State of Gramma's International Shipping - November 2023
Hey, ya'll - Dick here. Gramma and I have been working harder than ever to provide our sausages and industry-leading prosthetics to as...
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Dick Stottman
- Nov 15
- 1 min
ORDER UP!!! Gramma's new online shop online
It's finally that time! It's been a long time coming. The online shop is now online, and order slots are currently being rolled out! We...
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Dick Stottman
- Nov 1
- 1 min
Gramma's new e-shop online - order slots open 11/15!
(wow this has been a long time coming) Dick and Gramma have been hard at work taking everyone's ideas and suggestions to heart and...
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Dick Stottman
- Oct 2
- 1 min
Limited order slots are now open - new e-shop delayed
Howdy, folks - Dick here with a quick update! It's the start of the new month, and a limited amount of order slots are now open! The...
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Dick Stottman
- Sep 14
- 2 min
Gramma's Make-over: Exciting changes to website and shop coming soon!
You heard it here first, folks - exciting changes and new features are coming very soon here on grammassausages.com! Starting in a few...
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Dick Stottman
- Aug 1
- 1 min
August Order Slots Now Open
It's the first of the month! You know what that means: Order slots are now open! Gramma is preparing to get cookin' on this new batch of...
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Dick Stottman
- Jul 16
- 1 min
Gramma's Merchandise
Now you can support Gramma in different ways (BEYOND THE BULGE)! Check out Gramma's authentic snapback, ceremic mug, and more! T-shirts,...
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Dick Stottman
- May 17
- 1 min
International shipping offline for now
At the moment, we are unable to accept international orders through our website due to a number of obstacles we are working to resolve ASAP.
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Gramma
- May 11
- 1 min
How to patch your packer with Sil Poxy
Learn how to patch your packer with Sil Poxy with Gramma Andrew! Supplies needed prosthetic or packer needing patched Sil Poxy Isopropyl...
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Gramma
- Apr 20
- 3 min
Gramma's Sausages April 2023 Update & FAQs
Thanks for tuning into our “Gramma’s Sausages April 2023 update and FAQ video!”
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Dick Stottman
- Mar 19
- 1 min
Gramma's Customer Service
Hi y'all! It's Dick here. I manage Gramma's customer service part time at the moment. Gramma and I do our best to respond to your emails,...
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grammassausages
- Mar 16
- 2 min
Add a NEW durability add-on for FREE in a made-to-order F3 or F3+!
Problem? Our packers have been prone to both superficial (and deep) tearing over time. We invented a less soft version of our packer to...
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Gramma
- Mar 12
- 1 min
Introducing The Kochwurst - get $20 off this weekend only!
Gramma is excited to announce her newest model, The Kochwurst! It's an uncut model measuring in at around 3” x 1.2” girth.
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Dick Stottman
- Feb 24
- 1 min
RETURN OF THE OSCAR! 15% off orders over $100 - use the code DICKSCOUNT69
You read that right - fan favorite Oscar is back! To celebrate, Gramma is offering 15% off all orders over $100! Use the code:...
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Dick Stottman
- Feb 24
- 1 min
International Shipping resumes - only on Gramma's Etsy shop
Just a quick update letting y'all know that International Shipping has resumed to most countries worldwide on Gramma's Etsy shop. We hope...
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Gramma
- Feb 10
- 1 min
15% off your V-day order - Gramma's showing y'all some love!
Gramma's showing ya'll some love From now until V-day you can get 15% off your order by entering the code ILOVEMYDICK during checkout!...
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Dick Stottman
- Feb 6
- 1 min
International shipping temporarily unavailable
Just an update from Gramma: International Shipping is currently on hold for the next few months. We do intend to resume International...
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Dick Stottman
- Feb 5
- 1 min
Gramma's stepping up her customer service game!
Email support@grammassausages.com or call/text (502) 653-9293!
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