Exciting 2026 Releases: New STPs, Life Casts, and More from Gramma's Kitchen:
- grammassausages
- Dec 31, 2025
- 3 min read
Updated: Jan 1
Gramma is gearing up for an exciting year in 2026 with a lineup of new sausages. Whether you’re looking for a funnel STP, a kit to clone your bottom growth, or lifecasts with a fresh design, Gramma has you covered. Gramma is listening to your suggestions and working to further the pursuit of a perfect sausage! Let’s explore what’s CUMing in 2026.
Gramma's First Ever Gravity Funnel STPs
One of the most requested releases of all time has been a funnel STP. Gramma has worked on multiple designs and ultimately tossed them because they weren't exactly what she was envisioning. The Spicy Nduja STP, in Gramma's opinion, is a game changer. This guy is ideal for those who want something that packs more discreetly and offers functionality at a urinal near you.
Gramma’s famous paint-jobs will be available on these new STPs, offering the realism we all , combining functionality, comfort, and aesthetics all in one reasonably priced STP. For those on a budget, unpainted versions will also be offered.
Alongside this, there will be larger cut and uncut STPs available. Release dates of these other variations aren't super solid yet, however.
Clone Your Bottom Growth Kit Now Available for Beta Testing
Another exciting release is the “Clone Your Bottom Growth” kit. Currently available (in a small quantity) is a beta kit offering a chance to create a personalized replica of your bottom growth with all materials included. If you want to compare your junk pre T and beyond, it's a fun project to take on, and the perfect memory to capture real results of testosterone!
The kit comes with a humorous instructional video to guide you through the process.
Gramma has a beta release available now, and will be asking for feedback if you do purchase it. Please give suggestions and comments.
Currently, the kit is available on DICKScount, making it a great opportunity to try something new for the price of a Doordash order! Later in the year, Meta and phallo (with scrote) options will be introduced.
What You Get with the Kit
All materials needed for cloning your junk
Entertaining instructions
Opportunity to be part of a beta testing group with special pricing
This kit is perfect for those who want custom pieces that capture memories of your weiner. Also helpful for before/after captures for informing others of the impacts of testosterone on one's junk.
New Life Casts Coming Soon
Gramma has listened to customer feedback and is introducing lifecasts with a downward facing angle to them. This new shape aims to better match natural anatomy and provide the packing experience you've asked for.
The method for capturing these lifecasts has been updated to help capture a flaccid sausage in it's most natural hanging state. Gramma hopes to release the first of these new lifecasts by February or March.
Continuous Improvements to Existing Products
Gramma is committed to refining her existing line of products. This includes updates to 3D Scrotes, better sculpting techniques, softer formulas, and enhanced realism. Every penny beyond paying the rent, eating, and basic expenses goes directly into improving the quality of our products.
This ongoing effort is really apparent in Reddit sale posts. There's a distinct difference in realism between products produced in 2023/24 and newer sausages.
Thank you all for your support!!! It means the world to be able to bring comfort and joy to your lives!
Happy New Year!!!!
-Gramma









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