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We are DICKING OUT this page for a wonderful experience with Dick and Gramma! You will notice things changing (e.g. better pics, more targeting info, etc). Thank you for your patience!


At Gramma's Sausages, our sausages are crafted with love and care, using the finest ingredients and not so traditional family recipes that have [not] been passed down through many generations – we have an amalgamation of the highest quality silicones, with all batches being tested in independent labs for skin safety and other tests, going above and beyond what is expected in the sex toy industry (e.g. there are no regulations for sex toys, unfortunately). Gramma takes pride in combining her laboratory experience and her artistry, with direct experience as a trans masculine person began making packers as a hobby to deliver you the finest packers on the market.

Whether you're a sausage connoisseur or trying out prosthetics for the first time, we want to ensure that your experience with Gramma is nothing short of delightful – we like to set the bar high from the start – from great customer service to products we don’t need to pay to advertise. With that in mind, let's delve into our guide on how to choose the perfect sausages for your gender palate. 

So Strap on and take a ride with Gramma!

Choose a
packer model

First and foremost, you must choose which model you're most interested in. Gramma's got options upon options, with size & shape playing the key roles in your selection. Here is a list of all packer models starting from smallest to largest.

In the next section you can find descriptions and specs as well as a bulge gallery for all of our packer models to help you pick the best model for you! After you choose a packer model, read about the formulas you have to select from!

Packer models
smallest to largest:

Packer Model DICKscriptions:

View this list of all soft packer models and descriptions for each one!

Sausage Specs

View specific specs and dimensions for all packer models


Packer Bulge Gallery

Each Picture will (in the future, work in progress) be linked to another, more in depth page with many different customers of all skin tones, body types, clothing types wearing each packer. If you'd like to submit packing pics for a DICKScount code, please email If we use your pics, you will get a DICKScount code, amount being dependent on number of packers, photo quality, etc. The DICKScount can range anywhere from 10% to a free packer!

Choosing your standard packer forumula

Choose between Basic Softened, STP, F3OG, F3+ as options for standard packers. 

Choosing your sausage roast

When choosing the roast (color) of your sausage, the options can include light, medium, dark, in-between, and custom/realism (when applicable).

How to submit custom pics for realism

For an extra fee, Gramma will use your reference pics when hand-painting your packer!

To submit your photos, after placing your order simply send an email to with your order number in the subject line. You can attach as many photos and as much information as you like. Please be clear and concise in your details, and Gramma will get to work and implement your wishes to the best of her ability! Results may vary.

Above are examples of reference photos compared to Gramma's custom realism paint jobs!

Choose your miscellaneous options

NO Circumcision Scar

Circumcision scar (see darkened "ring" on shaft)

Different varieties of items may include misc options. These options may change over time, and temporary/experimental options may be availble.

Choosing your play item formula

Choosing your play item model

View all play item models

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Gramma's Frequently Asked Questions

Gramma is about the experience.
Gender euphoria? Most certainly.

Return Policy

Due to the intimate nature of our products, health & safety considerations, and because many items are custom-made to order, we ARE NOT able to accept returns or exchanges for our products. We encourage our customers to make educated and confident purchases. Please contact us prior to purchase if you have any questions regarding your items. If you are unsure on how to use a product, please contact us prior to ordering. Please check sizes to ensure these will work with your body and the clothing you expect to wear.

Ordering the wrong size or color of silicone products (packers, STP, dildos, etc) and/or clothing (underwear or harnesses), including items not living up to your expectations will not be a reason for us to accept a return for refund or exchange. If the product is damaged after your use of the product, we can not refund based on use nor your dissatisfaction. Customized and made to order products are always inspected before shipping to ensure it meets Gramma's high expectations of quality and matches the choices you made on the order.

How long will it take my item to ship?

Customized and made-to-order items take 8 weeks to ship.

Pre-made and clothing items generally ship within 1-3 days


When your order ships you will receive an email notification with your package's tracking information.

How do I cancel my order?

Pre-made items may be cancelled before the item has shipped. We ship pre-made items within 72 hours, so be quick to reach out about cancelling those purchases if you desire to do so!


Made-to-Order items may be cancelled up to 7 days after purchase. Any order that has been updated to "Processing" is unable to be cancelled.


If you need any help or have any questions about your order, email us at

Where can I find the specs for the different models, and where can I learn more about the different options to choose from?

Check out our handy-dandy Choosing a Product webpage! This page will be updated with the latest, specs and dimensions for each of the different models, and explains the steps to decide on which model and options to select!

Oops - my packer ripped! What's the best way to repair it?

Gramma recommends her handy-dandy silpoxy-based Patch Kit! You can check out the instructions and how-to video on our Patch your Packer page.

When will the item I want be back in stock?
Slots for made-to-order items open at the beginning of every month. Order slots are first come first serve, so keep a look-out! The "Stock" or "Inventory" listed in the shop represents the remaining slots that are open for the month. The amount of order slots available depends on many factors including current order volume and available supplies.


Some models may not be available for a period of time due to maintenance or upgrades. If the item you want is not available, check back at the beginning of the next month. Feel free to email any questions to

Is there discreet shipping?

Gramma neatly packages your prosthetic like she would any fancy lunch - vacuum sealed for peak sausage freshness! 

Your order will arrive inside the shipped generic envelope or package from USPS addressed to you, from "Gramma Andrew". Gramma also includes a special hand-written personalized note! 

What goes into creating these packers?

Each packer purchased from Gramma is unique - every single packer is individually hand-sculpted and hand-painted using her own secret recipes and proprietary formulas in conjunction with the best and safest materials to create a high quality and durable packer with an excellent and realistic feel. No factory lines here - Gramma's sausages are functional and individual works of art.

​Gramma puts around 8-12 hours+ of love into each and every packer. This is including the quality assurance and control process, as well as research and development into her most complex and innovative packer models on the market - known as the F3+ line. Having been a laboratory scientist for over a decade, she also dedicates her time off (#nerd) researching new, more cutting edge advancements in elastomer specific material sciences and related fields.

How long will my packer last?

At the moment, Gramma is still researching the life-expectancy of packers through daily use. Due to the softness and realistic feel of the products, packers are prone to cosmetic wear-and-tear over time. We recommend picking up one of Gramma's Silicone-based patch kits from the shop to have on-hand for when your packer could use a patch!

Who is Gramma and what's Gramma's Sausages?

Gramma's Sausages is a trans-owned single-member LLC located in Louisville, KY. "Gramma" is the alter-ego of the owner, Andrew Esterle: Scientist turned Artist who's favorite pastime is hand-sculpting and hand-painting packers and genital prosthetics.

Gramma takes pride in each individual and unique handmade packer she makes. Each packer is made for not only durability but realistic look and feel not found anywhere else. Every packer is made by Gramma herself using her own unique secret recipes and proprietary formulas!

Read more about Gramma and the company on our About page!

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