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FTM packer gender affirming genital prosthetics

F3+ is Gramma's Most cutting edge design, with:

A Tri-Density Shaft, passes "squeeze test" - First created of it's kind (and still the only packer with a 'corpus cavernosum' analogue as of Feb 2024). Just wait for the copy cats. ;)
Embedded Testes. Unlike many other companies, who have "floating testes" Embedded within liquid, we blended silicones into a "liquid feeling" solid, so if you bust a nut, just patch 'er up and get going! No uncomfortable oils leaking out of a (generally super hard silicone) scrotum.
A supersoft AND Nonstick Backing (soft silicone is generally tacky in feel; not this!). We have softened the silicone in both shore hardness and 'stick' -- No more cornstarch!
All reagents lab tested and certified for skin safety. <3

Sausage Specs

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Packer Bulge Gallery

Each Picture will (in the future, work in progress) be linked to another, more in depth page with many different customers of all skin tones, body types, clothing types wearing each packer. If you'd like to submit packing pics for a DICKScount code, please email packers@grammassausages.com. If we use your pics, you will get a DICKScount code, amount being dependent on number of packers, photo quality, etc. The DICKScount can range anywhere from 10% to a free packer!

Packer Formulas Visualized

Choose between Basic Softened, STP, F3OG, F3+ as options for standard packers.

Basic Softened (Single Pour)

Basic packers are the most simple and budget-friendly formula option. Poured with a super soft platinum cure silicone blend, this is a great option for a consistent-feeling and durable packer. Paint jobs are now available and Gramma's original basic formula has now been softened by VIP customers' request.

STP

STPs are essentially a basic softened packer with a hole through the entire shaft. The scrotum, however, is made of Gramma's special, formula 3 scrotum. Gramma's STPs are versatile - they fit multiple brand's STP devices through them (e.g. Spouti, winkie), and if one doesn't want the STP function, the devices can easily be removed for a super cozy packing experience. Win-win!

F3 OG

F3 OG is Gramma's original F3 silicone blend. This option features Gramma's proprietary F3 blend in both the shaft and balls. "Formula 3" was originally developed because Gramma enjoyed the feeling of liquid silicones but feared such expensive products leaking if the packers were to get even a small tear in them. This formula is softened to blur the lines between liquid and solid, with the scrotum being able to be cut, squeezed with cuts in it, and the inner (skin safe) formula 3 proprietary blend to retract back into the scrotum (see a vid here). Repairs are simple and quick with Gramma's patch kit, so no worries if you do tear the packer!

F3+

F3+ is Gramma's most realistic-feeling formula option. The inner core within the shaft really sets these packers apart. The inner core makes a tri-density option that mimics the anatomy of a cis penis (and a T-dick, feel for yourself!), with the core resembling an irl corpus cavernosum!

Add the suspended testicles (F3+ BLZ) for the most cutting edge, fascinating, and realistic sensory experience - truly a delight!

Sausage Roasts

When choosing the roast (color) of your sausage, the options can include light, medium, dark, well done, and custom.

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How to submit custom pics for realism

For an extra fee, Gramma will use your reference pics when hand-painting your packer!

To submit your photos, we now allow dick pics to be directly attached to the order!. You can attach as many photos and as much information as you like. Please be clear and concise in your details, and Gramma will get to work and implement your wishes to the best of her ability! Gramma will contact you via text or email whilst making your sausage to check in. Don't worry - no unsolicited dick pics here - we ask for your consent before sharing any sausage photos!

Above are examples of reference photos compared to Gramma's custom realism paint jobs!

Choose your miscellaneous options

NO Circumcision Scar

Circumcision scar (see darkened "ring" on shaft)

Different varieties of items may include misc options. These options may change over time, and temporary/experimental options may be availble.

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Choosing your play item formula

Play Items

Single Density

Single Density Shaft pictured here. You have the options of semi, harder, and "built ford tough" depending on if you plan to pack with it as well, or only for play. The toughest option is best for hardcore sexy times (not recommended for packing). Semi is great for mostly packing and maybe some foreplay.

All play items are quite bulky and thus hard to pack with either way, but we'll get to size later.

NOTE: Semi hard has less contrast between inner and outer layer. Gramma recommends semi in single density if you're strapped for cash especially!

Play Items

Multi Density

Pictured above is a dual density shaft. The purpose of multi density is for people with sensitive skin to come in contact with a super cozy outer layer with a harder silicone "rod" inside that holds the rigidity.

You have options of the rods being semi, harder, and "built ford tough".

Multi-Density is the most realistic option available for play items.

NOTE: Semi hard has less contrast between inner and outer layer. Gramma recommends semi in single density if you're strapped for cash especially!

Choosing your play item model

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