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Gramma's Sausages genital prosthetics and gender-affirming packers

Gramma's Sausages, LLC is a trans-owned and family operated small and local business.

Gramma's favorite pastime is hand-sculpting and hand-painting packers.
She takes pride in each individual and unique handmade packer she makes.
Each packer is made for not only comfort but realistic look and feel not found anywhere else.
Every packer is made my Gramma herself using her own unique and secret formulas and recipes!

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About

Gramma Andrew
Gramma Andrew is a scientist

Gramma's Sausages, LLC is a small startup business of one, located in Louisville, KY. Gramma started slinging sausages mid 2022 in Fort Collins, CO, and has already served over 1000 satisfied customers all over the world.

"Gramma" is the alter-ego of the owner, Gramma Andrew. Andrew was a laboratory scientist (click here if you're interested in nerdin' out! Note: Granny's not giving her lady name, so you will only see her MAN SCIENCE) who just so happened to be a raging transsexual when he began developing prosthetics as a hobbyist, working full time and returning home to work into the wee hours of the morning, attempting to develop a prosthetic that had the "feel" he'd always wanted -- a feeling of connection with his prosthetics that often had been lackluster after spending... a lot of money  As someone who feels the risk for bottom surgery is too big for him, developing a "the perfect" prosthetic is his goal -- Note to other business owners: GRANNY IS OPEN TO COLLAB.

The prosthetics have changed incredibly since 2022, with "formula 3" products being lucrative enough to even further develop prosthetics. While Gramma's Sausages is not technically registered as a non-profit, essentially all the money made to this day has been dedicated to improving the prosthetics, as Andrew (aka Gramma!) feels the product can continue to improve over time. 

Each product is hand-sculptedhand-painted, and uniquely formulated by none other than Gramma herself. Only the best and safest materials, tested and certified as skin-safe by independent labs, are used to create these realistic looking and feeling quality prosthetics. Gramma's Specialty packers were engineered using various techniques Gramma learned in her college, graduate school, and lab work career along with her natural knack for artistry. (Yes, Gramma still keeps Lab Notebooks!)

On the cusp of innovative science and groundbreaking art, Gramma's Sausages will provide you with prosthetics distinct from other packer companies, with a side of humor, created with a big helping of enthusiasm!

Each specialty packer is quality inspected (preferably by someone besides Granny) before arriving at your doorstep. No two packers are exactly the same - they are unique and functional works of art. A labor of love from Gramma to you.

Gramma's Sausages can be contacted using the contact form on the website
or by emailing contact@gmail.com. You can also text or call ‪(502) 653-9293‬!

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