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Quick Guide to Customizing your Packer

The first step to customizing the perfect sausage for you is identifying the primary reason you're packing. There are four reasons: look, feel, peeing, and fucking. At Granny's, you'll get a realistic looking sausage no matter how you slice it and one other function to choose from. 


Often when a packer serves multiple functions there's going to be something it excels at. What are you wanting most?

Realistic Feel

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