Packer Information
Choosing a Soft Packer Guide
Models with a Flat Back vs. 3D Scrotum:
Some models have a 3D scrotum, and others have a flat back (pictured below).
This is denoted in the title of the model (e.g. "Brotwurst [Flat Back]").
Models with a 3D scrotum are newer designs and have a slightly softer feel. The Following Softies have a 3D Scrote:
Vienna
Lil' Smokey
BRUHwurst (Cut)
Chupa Chap
Spicy 'Nduja
Andoilini
Hungarian Kolbasz
Andoillette
Liverwurst Uncut
Oscar Minor
Big Scrotum Sally
Drisheen
Models with a flat back are true OGs at Gramma's Sausages. Sculpted in either 2022 or 2023, these are what got Gramma off the ground. The Following Softies are flat backs:
All Basic Packers
Beanie Weenie
Liverwurst Cut
Chorizo
Frankfurter
Brotwurst
If you're a collector and would prefer an original that is not listed in the store, email Gramma.
Life Casted Packers!
Below is Gramma's entire hoard of Lifecasted packers, made from 100% organic, USDA approved sausages!
Shaft (L x g): 2.75”x 4” (d=1.3")
Scrote (w x h x d): 2.5 x 2.5 x 1.75
Tab: 4" x 2.75"
Bulge Depth: 2.75"
Shaft = 2.25” x 3.5” (d = 1.1”)
Tab: 4 x 2.25”, (standardized depth of 3mm)
Scrote (w x h x d): 3 x 1.75 x 1.75”
Full prosthetic length without tab = 3”
Depth of bulge = 2.5”
Shaft (L x g) 4.5" x 5" (d = 1.6")
3D scrote (h x w x d) = 2.25" x 2.75" x 2"
Tab (L x W): 3.5 x 3.5"
Bulge depth: Prosthetic adjusts in multiple positions, so anywhere from 2" (hanging to the side) to 3" (shaft sitting on top of the scrote)
Shaft: 2.75 x 4”
Scrote: 2” x 2.5” x 1.5”
Tab: 3” x 3.25”
Depth of Bulge: 2.25”
The Cumberland [[Pack n' Play!!]]
Shaft (L x g): 4.5" x 5" (d = 1.6")
Insertable length (Shaft measured from bottom): 4"
Tab (W x H): 2.5" x 0.75"
Scrote ( w x h x d): 2" x 2" x 1" (max depth, scrotum tapers)
Hand Sculpted Prosthetics:
Best Seller of All Time!
Andoillette
Our "average Joe" model with an average cut, and absolutely ground-breaking feel. You can't go wrong with Granny's 3D Andoillette, F3+ formula paired with testes.
Shaft is 3.25" length by 4" circumference (diameter ~1.3")
Uncut Crowd Favorite
Liverwurst Uncut
One of our "average Joe" uncut models (we have two - the other is the Hungarian Kolbasz aka "Kolby"). The LW uncut is indeed more wiggly than Kolby. He gets our "highest dicktorque" award for average sized packers. He's quite a joy to go for a "commando" jog with!
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Packer Bulge Gallery
Each picture (coming soon) will link to a detailed page showcasing diverse customers in different skin tones, body types, and clothing. Want to submit your packing pics for a DICKScount code? Email contact@grammassausages.com. If we use your photos, you’ll receive a DICKScount code based on photo quality and number of packers—ranging from 10% off to a free packer!
Overview
Packer Specifications
View specific specs and dimensions for all packer models
Quick Spex
L = Length
g = girth (circumference)
d = diameter
Best Sellers in Bold!
Shafts (L x g, d):
Vienna = 2.4 x 2.75" ( d = 0.9")
Beanie Weenie = 2.1 x 3.1" (d = ~1")
Meta 3D = 2.25 x 3" (d ~1")
BRUHwurst 3D = 2.5 x 3.5" (d = 1.1")
BRUHwurst Uncut = 2.2 x 3.7 (d = 1.2")
Knobelwurst = 2.75 x 3.5" (3 = 1.1")
KOCHwurst 3D = 3 x 3.5" (d = 1.1")
Andoilini 3D = 2.5 x 3.75" (d = 1.2")
Liverwurst Cut = 3 x 4" (d = 1.3")
Liverwurst Uncut = 3.5 x 4.25" (d = 1.4")
Andoillette OG = 3.2 x 4.7" (d = 1.5")
Andoillette 3D = 3.25 x 4" (d = 1.3")
Kolby = 3.2 x 5.6" ( d = 1.8")
Oscar = 4 x 5" (d = 1.6")
Chorizo = 3.5 x 4.3" (d = 1.4")
Sal 3D = 4 x 5" (d =1.6")
Frank = 4.7 x 5.1" (d = 1.6")
Brotwurst = 5 x 5" (d = 1.6")