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Order by Oct 24 to receive made-to-orders in time for Christmas
(ships by December 18).
Contact:
or text at
(502) 653-9293
Gender Euphoria straight to
your
britches
from
CRUELTY FREE: TESTED ON CONSENTING HUMANS
FREE RANGE SHAFTS
ALL-NATURAL (OR CIRCUMCISED)
USD(ICK) A(SS)OCIATION APPROVED
About Us
Gender-affirming prosthetics provide a safe and
affordable temporary or long-term alternative to bottom surgery
Laughter and humor are used as a holistic medical approach
in conjunction with transition
Each model is individually hand-sculpted, hand-poured, and hand-painted
for a unique piece that is a functional work of art
*NOTE: Gramma's Sausages are tested on humans.
Support Trans-owned
small & local business
Scientifically formulated for maximum sensory comfort
Free Domestic Shipping over $150
Free reference paint job upgrade for May 2024
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