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Choosing a [[Soft]] Packer Guide 

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2. Do you want your packer cut or uncut?
3. What size bulge you looking for? (minimal or below average, average, or above average and HUNG AF)

Best Sellers and Crowd Favorites!

Quick Spex

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L = Length

g = girth (circumference)

d = diameter

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Best Sellers in Bold!

Shafts (L x g, d):

Vienna = 2.4 x 2.75" ( d = 0.9")

Beanie Weenie = 2.1 x 3.1" (d = ~1")

Meta 3D = 2.25 x 3" (d ~1")

BRUHwurst 3D = 2.5 x 3.5" (d = 1.1")​

BRUHwurst Uncut = 2.2 x 3.7 (d = 1.2")

Knobelwurst = 2.75 x 3.5" (3 = 1.1")

KOCHwurst 3D = 3 x 3.5" (d = 1.1")

Andoilini 3D = 2.5 x 3.75" (d = 1.2")

Liverwurst Cut = 3 x 4" (d = 1.3")

Liverwurst Uncut = 3.5 x 4.25" (d = 1.4")

Andoillette OG = 3.2 x 4.7" (d = 1.5")

Andoillette 3D = 3.25 x 4" (d = 1.3")

Kolby = 3.2 x 5.6" ( d = 1.8")

Oscar = 4 x 5" (d = 1.6")

Chorizo = 3.5 x 4.3" (d = 1.4")

Sal 3D = 4 x 5" (d =1.6")

Frank = 4.7 x 5.1" (d = 1.6")

Brotwurst = 5 x 5" (d = 1.6")

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Sausage Specs

View specific specs and dimensions for all packer models

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Beanie Weenie FTM packer specs and dimensions
Metawurst FTM packer specs and dimensions
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BRUHwurst UNCUT FTM packer specs and dimensions
knobelwurst FTM packer specs and dimensions
liverwurst FTM packer specs and dimensions
FTM packer specs and dimensions
kochwurst FTM packer specs and dimensions
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KOLBY FTM packer specs and dimensions
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chorizo FTM packer specs and dimensions
big scrotum sally FTM packer specs and dimensions
frankfurtor FTM packer specs and dimensions
brotwurst FTM packer specs and dimensions

Packer Bulge Gallery

Each Picture will (in the future, work in progress) be linked to another, more in depth page with many different customers of all skin tones, body types, clothing types wearing each packer. If you'd like to submit packing pics for a DICKScount code, please email gramma@grammassausages.com. If we use your pics, you will get a DICKScount code, amount being dependent on number of packers, photo quality, etc. The DICKScount can range anywhere from 10% to a free packer!

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