WELCOME TO GRAMMA'S SAUSAGES!

We are thrilled to have you here and are committed to providing you with the finest, most original home-made sausages on the market that will leave your gender’d taste buds craving more. We understand the importance of choosing the right sausage that will perfectly suit your preferences, and that's why we have created this guide to assist you in making an informed decision when picking a delectable Gramma’s Sausage!

Our sausages are crafted with love and care, using the finest ingredients and traditional family recipes that have been passed down through many generations. We take <LGBTQ> pride in delivering exceptional quality and craftsmanship that will transport you to a time far into the future, where each and every sausage of your dreams is shipped discretely to your doorstep, made of the finest materials. I can’t believe it’s not sausage!

Whether you're a sausage connoisseur or trying out packers / play items for the first time, we want to ensure that your experience with Gramma's Sausages is nothing short of delightful. With that in mind, let's delve into our guide on how to choose the perfect sausages for your gender palate.

How to pick a sausage:

Do you wish to Pack or Play with this sausage?

Choosing the best packer for you!

We carry Basic packers, Basic "Glow ups," F3OG, F3+, and now F3+BLZ

Basic Packer ("Single Pour")

Basic "Glow Up"

F3OG

Basic "Glow Up"

Play Items:

First, choose a formula. Do you want single or multi density? Illustrated below are the differences:

Play Items

Single Density

Single Density Shaft pictured here. You have options of semi, harder, and "built ford tough" (PLEASE DONT SUE GRAMMA FORD) depending on if you plan to pack with it at all or not. The toughest option is best for hardcore sexy times and no packing. Semi is great for mostly packing and maybe some foreplay. Note: all play items are quite bulky and thus hard to pack with either way, but we'll get to size later.

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Don Francis

Pictured above is a dual density shaft. You have options of semi, harder, and "built ford tough," this time the toughness is all in the silicone rod which is embedded within super comfortable silicone! <3 (Gramma has been told the silicone blend used for this outer layer feels great! In all, the only difference between single/multi density is whether there's a core within the shaft. It's more expensive, but it also *feels* more expensive than the extra cash hashed out for that core. Worth it if you can afford it!

Play Models

Here are the models you can choose from that were meant for play:

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Packer Models

This is a list of all of Gramma's Sausage models. ;) We also have a bulge gallery so you can check your fav sausages in a pair of sweats!

Vienna

Vienna sausages are known for their compact size and cylindrical shape. Each sausage is individually sealed in its own compartment to preserve freshness. Gramma’s Vienna is convenient for on-the-go, discrete packing and has quite the shelf life, particularly when Gramma’s “Basic” formula is used.

Gramma’s Vienna is a popular choice as something akin to an appetizer. Due to its small size, the Vienna may be enjoyed discretely - dicksplaying a very low profile to the public. Unless you’re wearing the tightest swimwear known to man, this delectable pal will often go undetected whilst giving the wearer a confidence boost significantly larger than its size. ;)

Beanie Weenie

Inspired by Meta - our smallest uncut model. The history of the Beanie Weenie dates back many decades. Now you can adopt one of these historically significant sausages for your own pants. For the purposes of food safety, keep him warm!

Knobelwurst

NEW! A size between the Vienna/Beanie weenie series and the Andoillette was requested! Enjoy!

Kochwurst

Uncut version of the Knoblewurst. Both of these guys have a nice little pocket for the shaft. Produces a mediocre bulge even in our basic formula!

Liverwurst

This cut guy is a snack! He's the most average of average sausages Gramma has in size. Average size, above average looks! ;)

Kolby

Gramma's first average sized uncut model! Pairs well with a speedo!

Andoillette

Uncut Version of Kolby. Our best selling model of 2022!

Andoilini

Meant to be in between sizes of the vienna and the Andoillette, this special dude is part of our "Big Beautiful Scrotum" Series! Like a smaller version of Sally (see below)!

Oscar Minor

Gramma's first ever packer design! Meant to be average in size, but it turns out to pack larger than the average penis.

Chorizo 2.0

One of our "Big Beautiful Scrotums!"

Big Scrotum Sally!

Sally is a whopper of a bulge! Sally was made as a joke and ended up being Gramma's go-to packer in 2022. First model in Gramma's "Big Beautiful Scrotum" Series!! At 3.75" length x 1.5" diameter - this is a honker of a softy!

Finely Cut American Frankfurter (Frank 2.0)

Made for individuals who want a BIG DICK. This fucker sits at 4.25" length (DAMN) by 1.5" girth (Diameter). Doesn't get much bigger than THIS!

LauLau (Play)

Gramma's smallest pack n play. More info to come!

Brotwurst

Gramma's biggest soft packer. This thing is fucking HUGE. If you're looking to blend in, don't buy this guy! He hangs nice n' long at almost 5" length! [Admittedly fun to wear in a jock harness and run 'commando' in.

Currywurst

At 7" x 2.5", this thing is HUGE! More info [[and people]] to come soon! ;)

BF 2.0

Initially called the "boyfriend sausage" because it is generally regarded as the "perfect size" by those who have used him! At 6" long and 1.5" girth, give yourself or a partner a ride on this guy straight to the courthouse to elope!

Sausage Portion Sizes:

Vienna

Beanie Weenie

Knoblewurst

KOCHwurst

Andoilini

Andoillette

Hungarian Kolbasz ("Kolby")

Oscar Minor

Chorizo 2.0

Frank 2.0

Big Scrotum Sally

Liverwurst (NEW!)

Material and Formula Options

This section shows the various formulas Gramma has cooked up just for you! There are a few for packers:

Basic
Basic Glow up (Hybrid - Basic shaft with Formula 3 Scrotum)
Formula 3 (Formula 3)
Formula 3 Plus (F3+)

Formula 3 Packers

A dual density packer that feels very similar to a stressball. Concocted with Gramma's Secret Recipe - the outer shell has a soft, non-stick silicone blend, with an inner proprietary blend that feels...holy FUCK - Superfuckingsoft! It feels like a liquid whilst remaining solid! You have to feel for yourself to experience Formula 3!! The entire shaft / balls are soft as fuckkkk. For people who value comfort! Note: The F3 plus has F3 filling as well, . Many people ask what our softest formula is - this is it!

These have a proprietary, never before seen blend of skin safe, GHS-compliant silicones and materials. Allergen free.

This can be chosen in our made to order packer page, for "prosthetic formula" select "F3"

F3+ Packers

This is just like the F3 but with an inner core of a harder silicone (Chase Ross weighed in on this core and placed a vote for this very special squish!). The layering of these proprietary blended 100% skin safe, platinum cure silicones somehow makes this bad-boy feel like a cis penis! With a blend of silicones like you've never felt before, give this guy a squeeze (and believe it - the juice *is* worth the squeeze!). This formula100% passes the squeeze test. It has also been known to induce gender euphoria (Not evaluated by the FDA, but if they ever decide to audit Gramma, I doubt they'd DICKS-agree!

NOTE:

[[To imagine what this will feel like, squeeze your T-dick and feel the "inner core" ("corpus cavernosum" is the term in natal males) of your own junk. ]]

Basic "Glow up"!

These packers have a single pour shaft (see "basic packers" above, but are made for people who want a hybrid between a name-brand, designer, fancypants packer and need to budget. These have THE SCROTUM you all have been waiting for (aka "F3," see below), but the shaft is just chillin'.

The basic feel compares to many other company's basic models (for the shaft), but the scrotum is super soft to make the bulge stick out less, similar to a cis penis!

Basic Packer

Two-part, liquid silicone is poured into a mold and allowed to cure - no paint job. Most companies offer some variation of a "basic" packer - these are soft (enough) and great for people who want to save money, are new to packing, don't want any frills, or just want a regular ol' bulge on a budget (but want to purchase something made with skin safe CERTIFIED, GHS compliant, top notch silicones -- bonus - hand-made by a...retired scientist, with love)!

Any design with a pocket for shafts is perfect in a "single pour" / basic packer. You can choose in generic tones like light, mid, and dark roast, OR go wild with less realistic colors (e.g. blue, red, purple - more selectable options coming soon!) Gramma recommends the following models in basic formulation:

Vienna (pictured, dark roast)

Beanie Weenie

Knoblewurst

Kochwurst

Liverwurst

Roast Options!

Howdy there! With packers, you have a few roasts to select from: Light, Medium, Dark, in-betweens, and <sometimes> custom!
[Customs are an extra fee and while business is boomin' (summer 2023) we won't be able to do many customs. Simply submit a photo and Gramma will copy this to the best of her ability! Results may vary. For customs she sends pics out before sending the sausage if you want some finishing touches on your fancy sausage! ]
Below are examples of Light, mid, and dark roasts:

Misc options!

Circumcision Scar

No Circumcision scar here!