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F3+ is Gramma's Most cutting edge design, with:
  • A Tri-Density Shaft, passes "squeeze test" - First created of it's kind (and still the only packer with a 'corpus cavernosum' analogue as of Feb 2024). Just wait for the copy cats. ;)

  • Embedded Testes. Unlike many other companies, who have "floating testes" Embedded within liquid, we blended silicones into a "liquid feeling" solid, so if you bust a nut, just patch 'er up and get going! No uncomfortable oils leaking out of a (generally super hard silicone) scrotum.

  • A supersoft AND Nonstick Backing (soft silicone is generally tacky in feel; not this!). We have softened the silicone in both shore hardness and 'stick' -- No more cornstarch!

  • All reagents lab tested and certified for skin safety. <3 

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Quick Guide

1. Select a Model
2. Select a "Roast" (Color)
3. Select the Model's Formula/Recipe 4. Do you want Embedded Testes (only available for F3OG, STP, and F3+ options).
5. Paint Job? Required for all recipes except basic single pour.
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Sausage Specs

View specific specs and dimensions for all packer models

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Packer Bulge Gallery

Each Picture will (in the future, work in progress) be linked to another, more in depth page with many different customers of all skin tones, body types, clothing types wearing each packer. If you'd like to submit packing pics for a DICKScount code, please email packers@grammassausages.com. If we use your pics, you will get a DICKScount code, amount being dependent on number of packers, photo quality, etc. The DICKScount can range anywhere from 10% to a free packer!

Choose a Packer's formula

Choose between Basic Softened, STP, F3OG, F3+ as options for standard packers. 

Choosing your sausage roast

When choosing the roast (color) of your sausage, the options can include light, medium, dark, in-between, and custom/realism (when applicable).
 
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How to submit custom pics for realism

For an extra fee, Gramma will use your reference pics when hand-painting your packer!

To submit your photos, after placing your order simply send an email to orders@grammassausages.com with your order number in the subject line. You can attach as many photos and as much information as you like. Please be clear and concise in your details, and Gramma will get to work and implement your wishes to the best of her ability! Results may vary.

 
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Above are examples of reference photos compared to Gramma's custom realism paint jobs!
 

Choose your miscellaneous options

NO Circumcision Scar

Circumcision scar (see darkened "ring" on shaft)

Different varieties of items may include misc options. These options may change over time, and temporary/experimental options may be availble.
 
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Choosing your play item formula

Choosing your play item model

View all play item models

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