Quick Guide
1. Pick a formula: Granny's "formulas" are the most important choice to make. A huge aspect of packing is about the sensory experience. Who wants something uncomfortable in their pants? Most customers purchase our F3+ formula, and it has been praised by many (1).
Curious about our best selling F3+ packers? Buy a sample (it even doubles as a hand made fidget toy)!!
2. Pick a model.
3. Pick a color (aka "roast") - Want a Custom Roast? You can upload dick pics, packer pics, and skin pics to get the perfect packer for you <3
4. Misc: Do you want a tab? Not want one?
Customs Information:
How to submit custom pics for realism
For an extra fee, Gramma will use your reference pics when hand-painting your packer!
To submit your photos, upload a weiner pic to your order - preferably a cut weiner for cut sausages, and an uncircumcized one for uncut models. Describe in the notes section the parts you want granny to focus on (e.g. " Please make the tip pink like in photo and make the scrotum a hair darker!"
Granny will hit you up via text ( if you prefer email, write this in the notes!), ask if you're in a safe space for sausage pix, and you can give her feedback (e.g. "Scrotum isn't as dark as i wanted it to be!"). When you are satisfied she will ship him off!)
Above are examples of some older customs Gramma has done (she's gotten an airbrush and more skills as of May 2024!) Pics are from Summer 2023
F3+ is Gramma's Most cutting edge design, with:
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A Tri-Density Shaft, passes "squeeze test" - First created of it's kind (and still the only packer with a 'corpus cavernosum' analogue as of Feb 2024). Just wait for the copy cats. ;)
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Embedded Testes. Unlike many other companies, who have "floating testes" Embedded within liquid, we blended silicones into a "liquid feeling" solid, so if you bust a nut, just patch 'er up and get going! No uncomfortable oils leaking out of your scrotum!
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A supersoft AND Nonstick Backing (soft silicone is generally tacky in feel; not this!). We have softened the silicone in both shore hardness and 'stick' -- No more cornstarch!
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All reagents lab tested and certified for skin safety. <3
Packer Bulge Gallery
Each Picture will (in the future, work in progress) be linked to another, more in depth page with many different customers of all skin tones, body types, clothing types wearing each packer. If you'd like to submit packing pics for a DICKScount code, please email packers@grammassausages.com. If we use your pics, you will get a DICKScount code, amount being dependent on number of packers, photo quality, etc. The DICKScount can range anywhere from 10% to a free packer!
Sausage Specs
View specific specs and dimensions for all packer models
Choose a Packer's formula
Choose between Basic Softened, STP, F3OG, F3+ as options for standard packers.
Basic Softened (Single Pour)
Basic packers are the most simple and budget-friendly formula option. Poured with a super soft platinum cure silicone blend, this is a great option for a consistent-feeling and durable packer. Paint jobs are now available and Gramma's original basic formula has now been softened by VIP customers' request.
STP
STPs are essentially a basic softened packer with a hole through the entire shaft. The scrotum, however, is made of Gramma's special, formula 3 scrotum. Gramma's STPs are versatile - they fit multiple brand's STP devices through them (e.g. Spouti, winkie), and if one doesn't want the STP function, the devices can easily be removed for a super cozy packing experience. Win-win!
F3 OG
F3 OG is Gramma's original F3 silicone blend. This option features Gramma's proprietary F3 blend in both the shaft and balls. "Formula 3" was originally developed because Gramma enjoyed the feeling of liquid silicones but feared such expensive products leaking if the packers were to get even a small tear in them. This formula is softened to blur the lines between liquid and solid, with the scrotum being able to be cut, squeezed with cuts in it, and the inner (skin safe) formula 3 proprietary blend to retract back into the scrotum (see a vid here). Repairs are simple and quick with Gramma's patch kit, so no worries if you do tear the packer!
F3+
F3+ is Gramma's most realistic-feeling formula option. The inner core within the shaft really sets these packers apart. The inner core makes a tri-density option that mimics the anatomy of a cis penis (and a T-dick, feel for yourself!), with the core resembling an irl corpus cavernosum!
Add the suspended testicles (F3+ BLZ) for the most cutting edge, fascinating, and realistic sensory experience - truly a delight!
Sausage Roasts here!
When choosing the roast (color) of your sausage, the options can include light, medium, dark, in-between, and custom/realism (when applicable).
Choose your miscellaneous options
NO Circumcision Scar
Circumcision scar (see darkened "ring" on shaft)
Different varieties of items may include misc options. These options may change over time, and temporary/experimental options may be availble.
Choosing your play item formula
Play Items
Single Density
Single Density Shaft pictured here. You have the options of semi, harder, and "built ford tough" depending on if you plan to pack with it as well, or only for play. The toughest option is best for hardcore sexy times (not recommended for packing). Semi is great for mostly packing and maybe some foreplay.
All play items are quite bulky and thus hard to pack with either way, but we'll get to size later.
NOTE: Semi hard has less contrast between inner and outer layer. Gramma recommends semi in single density if you're strapped for cash especially!
Play Items
Multi Density
Pictured above is a dual density shaft. The purpose of multi density is for people with sensitive skin to come in contact with a super cozy outer layer with a harder silicone "rod" inside that holds the rigidity.
You have options of the rods being semi, harder, and "built ford tough".
Multi-Density is the most realistic option available for play items.
NOTE: Semi hard has less contrast between inner and outer layer. Gramma recommends semi in single density if you're strapped for cash especially!
