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WELCOME TO GRAMMA'S SAUSAGES!

We are thrilled to have you here and are committed to providing you with the finest, most original home-made sausages on the market that will leave your gender’d taste buds craving more. We understand the importance of choosing the right sausage that will perfectly suit your preferences, and that's why we have created this guide to assist you in making an informed decision when picking a delectable Gramma’s Sausage!

Our sausages are crafted with love and care, using the finest ingredients and traditional family recipes that have been passed down through many generations. We take <LGBT> pride in delivering exceptional quality and craftsmanship that will transport you to a time far into the future, where each and every sausage of your dreams is shipped discretely to your doorstep, made of the finest materials. I can’t believe it’s not sausage!

Whether you're a sausage connoisseur or trying out packers / play items for the first time, we want to ensure that your experience with Gramma's Sausages is nothing short of delightful. With that in mind, let's delve into our guide on how to choose the perfect sausages for your gender palate.

Explore Our Sausage Selection:

  1. Take the time to browse through our wide range of sausage models. From traditional classics to unique out-of-this world sausage profiles, we offer a variety of options to cater to a diversity of tastebuds. Get acquainted with our incredible selection and discover which masterpiece you want to adopt! 

  2. Assess Size and Cut of your sausage: Consider the size and cut (uncut? Cut? We have it all!) of sausages that would best fit your deepest desires. Whether you're going out for a family barbecue, a cozy dinner for two, or fighting an MMA match against your greatest enemy, we offer sausages in various shapes and sizes to ensure you have the sausage fest of your dreams! We also have model specs if you want to investigate a sausage in detail before falling in love with the sausage of best fit. HOT. DOG!

  3. Check out our roast options (e.g. "dark")! Remember that cis sausages generally tend to be a bit more toasted than one may think, so consider food safety when shopping!!

  4. Special Modification Options - Gramma offers various details like no other company out there. Want a circumcision scar? Check a box! Don't want a tab? Done. We are also integrating customs into our inventory - for play items we allow sausage pic submissions for a fee. Gramma will do her best to match them. 

Packer Models

This is a list of all of Gramma's Sausage models. ;) We also have a bulge gallery so you can check your fav sausages in a pair of sweats!

Sausage Portion Sizes:

Vienna

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Beanie Weenie

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Knoblewurst

KOCHwurst

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Andoilini

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Andoillette

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Hungarian Kolbasz ("Kolby")

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Oscar Minor

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Chorizo 2.0

Frank 2.0

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Big Scrotum Sally

Liverwurst (NEW!)

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Material and Formula Options

This section shows the various formulas Gramma has cooked up just for you! There are a few for packers:

  • Basic

  • Basic Glow up (Hybrid - Basic shaft with Formula 3 Scrotum)

  • Formula 3 (Formula 3)

  • Formula 3 Plus (F3+)

Roast Options!

Howdy there! With packers, you have a few roasts to select from: Light, Medium, Dark, in-betweens, and <sometimes> custom!
[Customs are an extra fee and while business is boomin' (summer 2023) we won't be able to do many customs. Simply submit a photo and Gramma will copy this to the best of her ability! Results may vary. For customs she sends pics out before sending the sausage if you want some finishing touches on your fancy sausage! ]
Below are examples of Light, mid, and dark roasts:
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Misc options!

Circumcision Scar

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No Circumcision scar here!

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