Packer Information
Choosing a Soft Packer Guide
Models with a Flat Back vs. 3D Scrotum:
Some models have a 3D scrotum, and others have a flat back (pictured below).
This is denoted in the title of the model (e.g. "Brotwurst [Flat Back]"). Items with a 3D scrote simply have the name of the prosthetic. If you're unsure or think Gramma has made a naming mistake based on pics, reach out at gramma@grammassausages.com.
Models with a 3D scrotum are newer designs and have a more evenly soft squish to them. The seam meets at the tab instead of the bottom of the scrotum.​​
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Models with a flat back are true OGs at Gramma's Sausages. You may notice that some of them look less pretty. Sculpted in either 2022 or 2023, these are some of Gramma's very first sculpts.​
[[If you're a collector and would prefer an original that is not listed in the store, email Gramma. She's got the original molds of most models.]]
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Life Casted Packers!
Below is Gramma's entire hoard of Lifecasted packers, made from 100% organic, USDA approved sausages!
Shaft (L x g): 2.75”x 4” (d=1.3")
Scrote (w x h x d): 2.5 x 2.5 x 1.75
Tab: 4" x 2.75"
Bulge Depth: 2.75"
Shaft = 2.25” x 3.5” (d = 1.1”)
Tab: 4 x 2.25”, (standardized depth of 3mm)
Scrote (w x h x d): 3 x 1.75 x 1.75”
Full prosthetic length without tab = 3”
Depth of bulge = 2.5”
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Shaft (L x g) 4.5" x 5" (d = 1.6")
3D scrote (h x w x d) = 2.25" x 2.75" x 2"
Tab (L x W): 3.5 x 3.5"
Bulge depth: Prosthetic adjusts in multiple positions, so anywhere from 2" (hanging to the side) to 3" (shaft sitting on top of the scrote)
Shaft: 2.75 x 4”
Scrote: 2” x 2.5” x 1.5”
Tab: 3” x 3.25”
Depth of Bulge: 2.25”
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Shaft: 4.8" x 5" (d = 1.6")
Scrote (L x W x d): 3.75" x 2.75" x 2"
Tab (L x W): 3.75" x 4"
Depth of bulge: 3.25”
The Cumberland [[Pack n' Play!!]]
Shaft (L x g): 4.5" x 5" (d = 1.6")
Insertable length (Shaft measured from bottom): 4"
Tab (W x H): 2.5" x 0.75"
Scrote ( w x h x d): 2" x 2" x 1" (max depth, scrotum tapers)
Hand Sculpted Prosthetics:
Best Seller of All Time!
Andoillette
Our "average Joe" model with an average cut, and absolutely ground-breaking feel. You can't go wrong with Granny's 3D Andoillette, F3+ formula paired with testes.
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Shaft is 3.25" length by 4" circumference (diameter ~1.3")
Uncut Crowd Favorite
Liverwurst Uncut
One of our "average Joe" uncut models (we have two - the other is the Hungarian Kolbasz aka "Kolby"). The LW uncut is indeed more wiggly than Kolby. He gets our "highest dicktorque" award for average sized packers. He's quite a joy to go for a "commando" jog with!​
Quick Spex
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L = Length
g = girth (circumference)
d = diameter
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Best Sellers in Bold!
Shafts (L x g, d):
Vienna = 2.4 x 2.75" ( d = 0.9")
Beanie Weenie = 2.1 x 3.1" (d = ~1")
Meta 3D = 2.25 x 3" (d ~1")
BRUHwurst 3D = 2.5 x 3.5" (d = 1.1")​
BRUHwurst Uncut = 2.2 x 3.7 (d = 1.2")
Knobelwurst = 2.75 x 3.5" (3 = 1.1")
KOCHwurst 3D = 3 x 3.5" (d = 1.1")
Andoilini 3D = 2.5 x 3.75" (d = 1.2")
Liverwurst Cut = 3 x 4" (d = 1.3")
Liverwurst Uncut = 3.5 x 4.25" (d = 1.4")
Andoillette OG = 3.2 x 4.7" (d = 1.5")
Andoillette 3D = 3.25 x 4" (d = 1.3")
Kolby = 3.2 x 5.6" ( d = 1.8")
Oscar = 4 x 5" (d = 1.6")
Chorizo = 3.5 x 4.3" (d = 1.4")
Sal 3D = 4 x 5" (d =1.6")
Frank = 4.7 x 5.1" (d = 1.6")
Brotwurst = 5 x 5" (d = 1.6")
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