Quick Spex
L = Length
g = girth (circumference)
d = diameter
Shafts (L x g, d):
Vienna = 2.4 x 2.75" ( d = 0.9")
Beanie Weenie = 2.1 x 3.1" (d = ~1")
Meta 3D = 2.25 x 3" (d ~1")
BRUH 3D = 2.5 x 3.5" (d = 1.1")
BRUH Uncut = 2.2 x 3.7 (d = 1.2")
Knobelwurst = 2.75 x 3.5" (3 = 1.1")
KOCH 3D = 3 x 3.5" (d = 1.1")
Andoilini 3D = 2.5 x 3.75" (d = 1.2")
Liverwurst Cut = 3 x 4" (d = 1.3")
Liverwurst Uncut = 3.5 x 4.25" (d = 1.4")
Andoilini 3D = 2.5 x 3.75" (d = 1.2")
Andoillette = 3.2 x 5" (d = 1.6")
Kolby = 3.2 x 5.6" ( d = 1.8")
Oscar = 4 x 5" (d = 1.6")
Chorizo = 3.5 x 4.3" (d = 1.4")
Sal 3D = 4 x 5" (d =1.6")
Frank = 4.7 x 5.1" (d = 1.6")
Brot = 5 x 5" (d = 1.6")
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