WELCOME TO GRAMMA'S SAUSAGES!

We are thrilled to have you here and are committed to providing you with the finest, most original home-made sausages on the market that will leave your gender’d taste buds craving more. We understand the importance of choosing the right sausage that will perfectly suit your preferences, and that's why we have created this guide to assist you in making an informed decision when picking a delectable Gramma’s Sausage!

Our sausages are crafted with love and care, using the finest ingredients and traditional family recipes that have been passed down through many generations. We take <LGBT> pride in delivering exceptional quality and craftsmanship that will transport you to a time far into the future, where each and every sausage of your dreams is shipped discretely to your doorstep, made of the finest materials. I can’t believe it’s not sausage!

Whether you're a sausage connoisseur or trying out packers / play items for the first time, we want to ensure that your experience with Gramma's Sausages is nothing short of delightful. With that in mind, let's delve into our guide on how to choose the perfect sausages for your gender palate.

Explore Our Sausage Selection:

Take the time to browse through our wide range of sausage models. From traditional classics to unique out-of-this world sausage profiles, we offer a variety of options to cater to different tastes. Get acquainted with our diverse selection and discover the sausages that pique your interest.
Assess Size and Cut of your sausage: Consider the size and cut (uncut? Cut? We have it all!) of sausages that would best fit your deepest desires. Whether you're going out for a family barbecue, a cozy dinner for two, or fighting an MMA match against your greatest enemy, we offer sausages in various sizes to ensure you have the perfect amount for your occasion. We also have model specs if you want to know everything about a sausage - from its shaft length to its bulge depth.
Check out our roast options (e.g. "Light" or "dark")! Remember that cis sausages generally tend to be a bit more roasted than one may think, so you definitely don't want yours undercooked - food safety is important!
Special Modification Options - Gramma offers unique options to her one-of-a-kind, hand-made, out-of-this-world sausages! Check out the options you have below!

Packer Models

This is a list of all of Gramma's Sausage models. ;) We also have a bulge gallery so you can check your fav sausages in a pair of sweats!

Vienna

Vienna sausages are known for their compact size and cylindrical shape. Each sausage is individually sealed in its own compartment to preserve freshness. Gramma’s Vienna is convenient for on-the-go, discrete packing and has quite the shelf life, particularly when Gramma’s “Basic” formula is used.

Gramma’s Vienna is a popular choice as something akin to an appetizer. Due to its small size, the Vienna may be enjoyed discretely - dicksplaying a very low profile to the public. Unless you’re on the tightest swimwear known to man chillin’ in a Vienna, this cozy pal will often go undetected whilst giving the wearer a small (or BIG!) confidence boost!

Beanie Weenie

Inspired by Meta - our smallest uncut model. The history of the Beanie Weenie dates back to something that happened to Gramma when she was in pre-school! The class was promised a surprise if they were good, and Gramma was on her best behavior....just to be granted with the evil beanie weenies! Gramma cried hysterically, the beanie weenies shaking her uterus to her core - Great Gramma had to pick Gramma up from school she got so emotional! Now you can buy a new and improved version of those beanie weenies. This model comes in basic (soft!) and dual density (superfuckingsoft!).

Knobelwurst

NEW! A size between the Vienna/Beanie weenie series and the Andoillette was requested! Enjoy!

Kochwurst

Uncut version of the Knoblewurst. Both of these guys have a nice little pocket for the shaft. Produces a mediocre bulge even in our basic formula!

Liverwurst

Improvement on the Knoblewurst! Gorgeous upgrade, a bit larger! This is smack dab the most average of average sausages Gramma has, particularly if you live in the United States. Average size, above average looks! ;) Gramma's personal favorite as of May 2023. <3

Kolby

Gramma's first average sized uncut model! Pairs well with a speedo!

Andoillette

Uncut Version of Kolby. Our best selling model of 2022!

Andoilini

Meant to be in between sizes of the vienna and the Andoillette, this special dude is part of our "Big Beautiful Scrotum" Series! Like a smaller version of Sally (see below)!

Oscar Minor

Gramma's first ever packer design! Meant to be average in size, but it turns out to pack larger than the average penis.

Chorizo 2.0

One of our "Big Beautiful Scrotums!"

Big Scrotum Sally!

Sally is a whopper of a bulge! Sally was made as a joke and ended up being Gramma's go-to packer in 2022. First model in Gramma's "Big Beautiful Scrotum" Series!! At 3.75" length x 1.5" diameter - this is a honker of a softy!

Finely Cut American Frankfurter (Frank 2.0)

Made for individuals who want a BIG DICK. This fucker sits at 4.25" length (DAMN) by 1.5" girth (Diameter). Doesn't get much bigger than THIS!

Brotwurst

Gramma's biggest soft packer. This thing is fucking HUGE. If you're looking to blend in, don't buy this guy! He hangs nice n' long at almost 5" length! [Admittedly fun to wear in a jock harness and run 'commando' in. This dude BOUNCES. :P

Sausage Portion Sizes:

Vienna

Beanie Weenie

Knoblewurst

KOCHwurst

Andoilini

Andoillette

Hungarian Kolbasz ("Kolby")

Oscar Minor

Chorizo 2.0

Frank 2.0

Big Scrotum Sally

Material and Formula Options

This section shows the various formulas Gramma has cooked up just for you! There are a few for packers:

Basic

Basic Glow up (Hybrid - Basic shaft with Formula 3 Scrotum)

Formula 3 (Formula 3)

Formula 3 Plus (F3+)

Durability layer in testing!

Here's a diagram of the innards of Gramma's special F3+ DM edition! Product WAS in testing - We have innovated a new "mesh-like" elastomer layer that performs the function of the mesh (to limit displacement of the silicone while retaining softness) without having the grainy mesh "look" to it!!

What was the mesh layer? A specialty mesh was bound to the outer, proprietary blended shell in the prosthetic's most vulnerable areas.

How the mesh layer works -

When mesh is bound to silicone, it can limit the range of motion due to the properties and characteristics of these materials. How, you ask?

Silicone is known for its flexibility and elasticity, whereas mesh is typically rigid and provides structural support. When mesh is bound to silicone, the resulting combination may have a stiffer and less pliable structure compared to silicone alone. This stiffness can restrict the range of motion and flexibility in the area where the mesh is applied. This reduction of range of motion leads to less stress on the silicone. While the silicone is just as soft, its range of motion has decreased.

F3+ Packers

This is just like the F3 but with an inner core of a harder silicone (not super hard!). The layering of silicones somehow makes this badboy feel like...a legit penis! To imagine what this will feel like, squeeze your T-dick and feel the "inner core" ("corpus cavernosum" is the term in natal males) of your own junk. This fucker 100% passes the squeeze test. It has also been known to induce gender euphoria!

Formula 3 Packers

A layered packer that feels very similar to a stressball. The outer shell has a soft, non-stick feel. The inner feels...holy FUCK squishy! The entire shaft / balls are soft as fuckkkk. Not necessarily made for realism as much as comfort. Many people ask what our softest formula is - this is it!

These have a proprietary, never before seen blend of skin safe, GHS-compliant silicones and materials. Allergen free.

This can be chosen in our made to order packer page, for "prosthetic formula" select "F3"

Basic "Glow up"!

These packers have a single pour shaft (see "basic packers" above, but are made for people who want a hybrid between a name-brand, designer, fancypants packer and need to budget. These have THE SCROTUM you all have been waiting for (aka "F3," see below), but the shaft is just chillin'.

The basic feel compares to many other company's basic models (for the shaft), but the scrotum is super soft to make the bulge stick out less, similar to a cis penis!

Basic Packer

Two-part, liquid silicone is poured into a mold and allowed to cure - no paint job. Most companies offer some variation of a "basic" packer - these are soft (enough) and great for people who want to save money, are new to packing, don't want any frills, or just want a regular ol' bulge on a budget (but want to purchase something made with skin safe CERTIFIED, GHS compliant, top notch silicones -- bonus - made by a tran!

Any design with a pocket for shafts is perfect in a "single pour" / basic packer. You can choose in generic tones like light, mid, and dark roast, OR go wild with less realistic colors (e.g. blue, red, purple - more selectable options coming soon!) Gramma recommends the following models in basic formulation:

Vienna (pictured, dark roast)

Beanie Weenie

Knoblewurst

Kochwurst

Liverwurst

Roast Options!

Howdy there! With packers, you have a few roasts to select from: Light, Medium, Large, and <sometimes> custom! Customs are an extra fee and while business is boomin' (summer 2023) we won't be able to do many customs. We are investigating how to best serve the community - in the future we may aim towards less orders with more choice and aftercare. Let us konw what you think! (Think - less wait time = more generic sausages, but more people are served...faster. However, more wait time gets one a more customizable sausage!). Please message us via text or email with opinions on this! We are keeping stats! In the meantime...

LIGHT ROAST:

MID ROAST:

DARK ROAST:

Misc options!

Durability Layer!

Circumcision Scar

We sometimes get questions about what the 'dark ring' is on circumcised models. The "circumcision scar" option is able to be selected as a checkbox under "misc" options when customizing a packer! Here's a picture showing the difference.

Bulge DICKsplay

All types of bulges - big, small, sporty, for interviews, dates, and dickin' around! Gramma's Sausages are certainly the best jack(off) of all trades! Send in YOUR bulge pics to be in our gallery! If we feature, you get a DICKscount - contact@grammassausages.com!