WELCOME TO GRAMMA'S SAUSAGES!
We are thrilled to have you here and are committed to providing you with the finest, most original home-made sausages on the market that will leave your gender’d taste buds craving more. We understand the importance of choosing the right sausage that will perfectly suit your preferences, and that's why we have created this guide to assist you in making an informed decision when picking a delectable Gramma’s Sausage!
Our sausages are crafted with love and care, using the finest ingredients and traditional family recipes that have been passed down through many generations. We take <LGBT> pride in delivering exceptional quality and craftsmanship that will transport you to a time far into the future, where each and every sausage of your dreams is shipped discretely to your doorstep, made of the finest materials. I can’t believe it’s not sausage!
Whether you're a sausage connoisseur or trying out packers / play items for the first time, we want to ensure that your experience with Gramma's Sausages is nothing short of delightful. With that in mind, let's delve into our guide on how to choose the perfect sausages for your gender palate.
Explore Our Sausage Selection:
Take the time to browse through our wide range of sausage models. From traditional classics to unique out-of-this world sausage profiles, we offer a variety of options to cater to different tastes. Get acquainted with our diverse selection and discover the sausages that pique your interest.
Assess Size and Cut of your sausage: Consider the size and cut (uncut? Cut? We have it all!) of sausages that would best fit your deepest desires. Whether you're going out for a family barbecue, a cozy dinner for two, or fighting an MMA match against your greatest enemy, we offer sausages in various sizes to ensure you have the perfect amount for your occasion. We also have model specs if you want to know everything about a sausage - from its shaft length to its bulge depth.
Check out our roast options (e.g. "Light" or "dark")! Remember that cis sausages generally tend to be a bit more roasted than one may think, so you definitely don't want yours undercooked - food safety is important!
Special Modification Options - Gramma offers unique options to her one-of-a-kind, hand-made, out-of-this-world sausages! Check out the options you have below!
This is a list of all of Gramma's Sausage models. ;) We also have a bulge gallery so you can check your fav sausages in a pair of sweats!
Sausage Portion Sizes:
Hungarian Kolbasz ("Kolby")
Big Scrotum Sally
Material and Formula Options
This section shows the various formulas Gramma has cooked up just for you! There are a few for packers:
Basic Glow up (Hybrid - Basic shaft with Formula 3 Scrotum)
Formula 3 (Formula 3)
Formula 3 Plus (F3+)
Howdy there! With packers, you have a few roasts to select from: Light, Medium, Large, and <sometimes> custom! Customs are an extra fee and while business is boomin' (summer 2023) we won't be able to do many customs. We are investigating how to best serve the community - in the future we may aim towards less orders with more choice and aftercare. Let us konw what you think! (Think - less wait time = more generic sausages, but more people are served...faster. However, more wait time gets one a more customizable sausage!). Please message us via text or email with opinions on this! We are keeping stats! In the meantime...
We sometimes get questions about what the 'dark ring' is on circumcised models. The "circumcision scar" option is able to be selected as a checkbox under "misc" options when customizing a packer! Here's a picture showing the difference.